I recently caved and bought a Freitag messenger bag. These bags are the shiz-nit (the bees-knees, if you will), they make them out of used truck tarpaulins, used bicycle inner tubes, and used car seatbelts. It'll basically last me forever, and it looks cool. On the website, it says: "Trucks are tough. That's why your FREITAG product is tough. It used to be one."I wish more things were made out of trucks!
The confirmation and shipping emails they sent me are what I really wanted to share. They are truly hysterical!
"Dear Kaelan of idyllic Ottawa your Ordernumber is: [Mr. Blank]
We‘re honered to announce that you soon will be proud F12 DRAGNET owner. We do everything within and beyond our power to make sure that in no time a charming delivery man will ring your bell to hand over your personal piece of FREITAG!
Later this evening we‘re going to celebrate your shopping skills till dawn and we will drink at least 17 times to you. Therefore again, thank you very much!
Best regards
Your FREITAG Online Team"
and
"Hello Kaelan
Finally!! Your F-product has been successfully packed and is now about to leave our F-factory. We all gathered one last time in the factory hall to wave goodbye with scattered emotions.
We wish you and your FREITAG‘s the best of health in future. May you live in harmonic and eternal friendship!
To track the shipment of your beloved F-item please visit: http://www.ups.com/
Your tracking number is: [Mrs. Blank]
Once again, thanks heaps and we‘d love to welcome you back soon in our online store.
Your FREITAG Online Team"
"Scattered emotions"
ReplyDeletehahahaha